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	<title>The Countertop Chronicles</title>
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	<description>"Run by a gun zealot who's too blinded by the NRA" - Sam Penney of RaisingKaine.com</description>
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		<title>The Gun Banner</title>
		<description>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtaH8GHAfrI </description>
		<link>http://www.countertopchronicles.com/2008/09/08/the-gun-banner/</link>
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		<title>Doves and Dog Training</title>
		<description>This weekend was marked by extreme weather variability. 

Yesterday, Saturday, I was scheduled to join the local chapter of Safari Club International on a dove hunt. Hurricane/Tropical Storm Hannah had different plans as she dropped (if the water in my garbage can is any indication) 11 inches of rain Saturday ...</description>
		<link>http://www.countertopchronicles.com/2008/09/07/doves-and-dog-training/</link>
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		<title>The Andrew Sullivan Outrageous Bullshit Award</title>
		<description>Not to be confused with the Andrew Sullivan Award for moral equivalency, this one is given out to examples of self serving dishonest bullshit taken to levels only a member of the media could reach. 



Look: I'm gifted at outrage but this current Republican crew is more gifted at provoking ...</description>
		<link>http://www.countertopchronicles.com/2008/09/07/the-andrew-sullivan-outrageous-bullshit-award/</link>
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		<title>Notes To Self</title>
		<description>When deciding to go commando for the day, and taking the dog for a walk,, make sure you wear pants with a zipper that doesn't slide down on itself.  </description>
		<link>http://www.countertopchronicles.com/2008/09/06/notes-to-self-2/</link>
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		<title>Sweet Dreams</title>
		<description>Dave Stewart is a mad genius

Not only did he come out with a line of harmonically tuned vibrators - and played Somewhere Over The Rainbow with them on the Howard Stern show (you can listen here) - 



but he has totally re-done the Eurythmics songs with full orchestration to replace ...</description>
		<link>http://www.countertopchronicles.com/2008/09/04/sweet-dreams/</link>
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		<title>Live Blogging McCain</title>
		<description>He's gonna get underway soon.



In the meantime, I'm watching the GIants beat the Redskins (yeah!!!).  And lusting over our next Vice President. 









So, as Andrew Rump Rancher Sullivan (I point out his blatant aids infected homosexuality - not to discriminate against gay people, but to show how one sided ...</description>
		<link>http://www.countertopchronicles.com/2008/09/04/live-blogging-mccain/</link>
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		<title>Healing Wounds</title>
		<description>Or maybe not

Advisers to Mrs. Clinton, who has been on vacation this week, said that she stands ready to help the Obama-Biden ticket, but they urged not to overestimate the effect she could have, noting that she had other commitments this fall, like campaigning and raising money for Senate candidates.


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		<link>http://www.countertopchronicles.com/2008/09/04/healing-wounds/</link>
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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
		<description>Victor David Hanson

When Palin talks about her present life it sounds as authentic as Biden’s showy populism came off as false. Enraged feminists are apparently the gatekeepers for less well-educated American women, who are supposed to have 0-1.5 children not 5! Their husbands must be professors, lawyers, CEOs, editors—not snowmobile ...</description>
		<link>http://www.countertopchronicles.com/2008/09/04/quote-of-the-day-5/</link>
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		<title>GOP Convention</title>
		<description>Last nights thoughts:

Worse than a dress rehearsal.  Like the first run through.  Just no energy.

Tonight:

Huckabee was brilliant.  Guiliani is killing.  I can't wait to see how our girl does!!

Guliani is hitting it out of the park:

maybe they cling to religion there!
on her first day, she had ...</description>
		<link>http://www.countertopchronicles.com/2008/09/03/gop-convention/</link>
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		<title>Its Football Time</title>
		<description>The Gun Toting Liberal is keeping track of the games, and making predictions.

What a great idea . . . so good, I ought to do it.

And so, with the season starting tomorrow night (tomorrow?!?!?!?!) in conflict with McCain's acceptance speech (I knew the left wing MSM was anti Republican, didn't ...</description>
		<link>http://www.countertopchronicles.com/2008/09/03/its-football-time/</link>
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