The Countertop Chronicles

The other day, I posted that I had nothing. Well, thanks to the always reliable Ron at Reactuate, I now have something – the always stunning combination of a beautiful woman and a beautiful gun..

Oh boy. Down boy!!!

In both PG-13 and R rated versions.

You can check out more of this beauty over here.

This time, in honor of his Annoited One, it comes from funky groovster and black panther left wing freakoid Gil Scott Heron. I think Shockra’s cover is better – but I can’t find a copy online (I will try to upload a copy)

Gun
Lyrics by Gil Scott Heron

Brother Man nowadays living in the ghetto
Where the danger’s sure enough real
Well when he’s out late at night
and if he’s got his head on right
Well, I lay you 9 to 5 he’s walking with steel.

Brother Man says he’s ‘fraid of gangsters
Messing with people just for fun
He don’t want to be next
He got a family to protect
So just last week he bought himself a gun.

Everybody got a pistol, everybody got a .45
And the philosophy seem to be
At least as near as I can see
When other folks give up theirs, I’ll give up mine.

This is a violent civilization
If civilization’s where I am
Every channel that I stop on
Got a different kind of cop on
Killing them by the million for Uncle Sam

Saturday night just ain’t that special
Yeah, I got the constitution on the run
‘Cause even though we’ve got the right
To defend our home, to defend our life
Got to understand to get it in hand about the guns

Everybody got a pistol, everybody got a .45
And the philosophy seem to be
At least as near as I can see
When other folks give up theirs, I’ll give up mine.

Saturday night just ain’t that special
Freedom to be afraid is all you want
Yes if you don’t want to be next
You’ve got a family to protect
9 out of 10, you’ve got a friend, you’ve got a gun.

Everybody got a pistol, everybody got a .45
And the philosophy seem to be
At least as near as I can see
When other folks give up theirs, I’ll give up mine.

Everybody got a pistol, this must please the NRA
Yeah ’cause when it’s time to shine up
You know damn well they’re gonna line up
Everybody…

And the philosophy seem to be
At least as near as I can see
When other folks give up theirs, I’ll give up mine

I’m sitting next to this (NSFW) on the flight back from Minneapolis. Hot damn! She’s got a mold of her butt under the seat.

Love it. Gotta love it.

UPDATE

Its even better. She’s ridden the Sybian on Howard Stern!!! And hooked up with Artie!!!!

Here’s here web page and her myspace page. I’m in love.

And, Boyd, while she had clothes on – her ass rocked and her tits were gorgeous. And pretty much hanging there for me to stare at the whole time. It was an epic struggle trying to keep my focus on my laptop.

under the fold (VVNSFW)

Compliments of American Drumslinger (NSFW)

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Because, who doesn’t like a nice set of knockers

That is all

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Tasteful, refined, and a little bit oh cowgirl come ride my nose!!!

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God Bless America (NSFW)

Seriously!

Bitter’s right, everyone loves a train wreck!

Its even better when it includes a cooter flash after the show (below the fold, NSFW)

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WARNING – Marginally Safe For Work Picture After The Break

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21 Year Old Pieces of Ass.

it (NSFW)

Its the reason the internet is the internet. (NSFW)

To tap this. (NSFW)

No wonder Cobain off’d himself.

All Apologies
Music by Nirvana
Lyrics by Kurt Cobain

What else should I be
All apologies
What else should I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write
I don’t have the right
What else should I be
All apologies

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
I’m married
buried

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I’ll take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn with freezeburn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy
All in all is all we are