The Countertop Chronicles

The bottom has fallen out. I’d say Fire Phil Fulmer, but they already did.

Might as well forfeit the rest.

Pathetic

As the underdog forces of good meet evil on the ultimate battlefield over the next few days, I think all red blooded, nose to the ground, All VOLUNTEER Army loving, American’s can agree

Go Vols! Beat ‘Bama!!

Need I say anymore??

Nope. Glenn Reynolds has more though.

Win or lose (right now, with 5 minutes left, it sure does look like Da Vols are gonna blow a huge first half lead) isn’t it time we Fired Phil Fulmer?

UPDATE

Well, I’ll be damned! Fulmer blows a 24-7 halftime lead and still manages to win in the 4th Overtime 52-50.
Think we can beat LSU???

Think we even deserve to be in Atlanta???

Heck no. Fire Phil Fulmer

btw, Ainge had a hell of a game. 400 yards and 7 touchdowns passing. Holy Cow!

I don’t care if they won, and might even make it to the SECOND championship game. Phil’s got to go. That performance was hideous, and we should never be a missed last second field goal away from defeat, especially not when playong Vandy.

I suspect that Kentucky stands a pretty good chance of winning the keg back next week.

no doubt, you know what’s phrase is driving the majority of my incoming google search hits today.

and fire Phil Fulmer

I don’t care if the UNRANKED Vols are up 28-0 at the half over the 12th ranked Georgia Bulldogs. Nope. Doesn’t matter. They had to win this game, and it is in Neyland Stadium.

Heck, even that idiot Steward Mandel saw this one coming

No. 12 Georgia (4-1) at Tennessee (2-2)
Speaking of Vegas, the Vols opened the week as favorites. Now they’re not. Some are calling this the most important game of increasingly embattled coach Phillip Fulmer’s career. Coming off a bye week, Tennessee is in perfect position to give him a lift — and then return to mediocrity later.
Upset Special:
Tennessee 27, Georgia 24

He’s right, of course, they’ll blow it later this season. Fire Phil Fulmer!

Wow!

Between here and the old Blogspot blog, I’ve gotten well over a 1000 hits from Google (and a fair chunk from Michael Silence too!) with variations of the search term Fire Phil Fulmer.

Hopefully, someone in some authority can make it happen.

Update Look under the fold for an example of what I’m talking about.
A 1000 hits a day is well over my normal traffic to begin with, so this is almost Instalanche like in its volume - though admittedly split between two blogs.

(more…)

Its 42 to 20 49 seconds into the 4th quarter. I don’t see Tennessee scoring much more, nor do I see Florida letting up on offensive.

This one’s ugly.

Fire Phil. Fast!

Update here!

Like I had to say it again . . . .

it looks like others are joining the chorus.

And we return to a familar theme … how in gods name do the Vols lose (even with a pathetic defense and an injured QB) to a bunch of pot smokey pantywaisted homosexuals from Berkley?

BERKLEY?!?!?!?

These guys were probably listening to the Grateful Dead before hand to get motivated.

And the suckage was all around (well, no. The offense did put up decent numbers even if they let up a defensive touchdown): special teams sucked! Defense - the Volunteer pride and joy - was wholly nonexistant. Do we even have a secondary?? And, its one thing if they were throwing on us all day, but how the hell does our front line allow so many hippies to rush down field so far so often.

Did Phil not hold summer camp? Has recruiting really suffered so much under his misguided leadership? Where all the thugs unable to travel because of probation?? Or maybe the crack and raping and carjacking is just more exciting and glamorous for your typical Fulmer recruit and so they aren’t showing up on game day???

I’ve said it before, Ill say it again - Fire Phil Fulmer. (and boy is he thankful we weren’t playing Appalachian State).

Tennessee has won the last 12 consecutive season openers, including last years shellacking of Cal.