Lets Play . . . Name That Political Party
It seems there was some ta do in DC the other day
Here’s the AP Report
A Jersey City councilman has reportedly been arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub.
The New York Daily News reports in Sunday’s editions that two-term Jersey City councilman Steve Lipski has been charged with simple assault.
The newspaper says 44-year-old Lipski was removed from a place called the 9:30 Club on Friday night.
That’s after club staffers saw him relieve himself onto the crowd from a second floor balcony during a concert by a Grateful Dead tribute band.
Messages left at Lipski’s council office, and a Jersey City listing under his name were not immediately returned.
Hmm, a politician arrested - for a lewd and crude (and most likely drug induced) crime. What other information could they tell us about Mr. Lipski???? Well, maybe they do tell us, cause if he was a Republican, I bet that would be in the opening sentence.
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I just spoke to the Congressman’s office. Apparently he was asked to provide a urine sample as part of the vetting process to be the next head of the DEA, i.e. “Drug Czar”, and things just went awry.
Well that’s what they told me.
Comment by Turk Turon — November 9, 2008 @ 8:10 pm
“Welcome to New Jersey. Not all our our politicians are house trained.”
Comment by Cris Cohen — November 9, 2008 @ 8:49 pm
Y’know, that’s just plain disgusting. Not to mention dangerous. I can’t fathom a 44 yr. old that has toilet habits that should embarrass a 4 yr. old, and inebriation is no excuse. This guy’s lucky he isn’t permanently confined to a wheelchair right now.
Comment by Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner — November 10, 2008 @ 7:36 am
Public urination is listed as a “sex offense” these days from everything I’ve heard, so that will really hurt. Oh, wait, I see he was only charged with simple assault. It’s so nice when the common man gets cut a little slack.
I personally know two people that have “sex offender” listings for public urination and in neither case was anyone able to see their private parts during the act.
I suppose that says something about the kind of company I keep…
Comment by TheGunGeek — November 10, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
He’s just showing us what’s gonna happen under Obama - and what the media’s has been doing for the past eight years…
Comment by DirtCrashr — November 10, 2008 @ 8:13 pm
What else (or who else) is being set up in Congress and the Senate for a Grand Obama Opening Night? Dingell is one, who else is being maneuvered into place?
Comment by DirtCrashr — November 11, 2008 @ 11:56 am