The Countertop Chronicles

Getting it - getting a ton of it - but luckily the Spam filter is catching it all.

Interesting though, the things I learn looking through spam.

I knew about cialis; and that I’ve got a small penis and if only I paid $25 I could be guaranteed a Gargantuan, Lady Fainting, John Holmes impressiveness; and that my neighbors were having orgy’s and waiting for me to join; and that gay boys are readily available for my pleasure; and pre teen queens; and animals . . . . . . but what I didn’t get is that I could have my way with a Strap On Wearing Transexual . . . as if I’d need the strap on if she had a dick.