The Countertop Chronicles

You remember this

Charlie Babbitt: Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn’t mean that they are not safe.

Raymond Babbitt: Qantas. Qantas never crashed.

Charlie Babbitt: Qantas?

Raymond Babbitt: Never crashed.

Oooops, that luck may be running out (but apparently still holds true)

PASSENGERS on a packed jumbo jet flight from London spoke today of their terror after a gaping hole appeared in the plane as it headed for Australia.

Some passengers were so terrified they vomited when oxygen masks had to be used as the Melbourne-bound Qantas Boeing 747 plane prepared to make an emergency landing in the Philippines.
Passengers spoke of hearing a loud bang and debris flying into the first class cabin as the plane’s flooring gave way, part of the ceiling collapsed and the plane reportedly plunged 20,000ft.

Luckily, it looks like Xenu and the Galactic Confederacy were foiled once more

The aircraft touched down safely in Manila at 11.15am local time and amazingly all 346 passengers and 19 crew disembarked normally.