Monday Morning Gunning With The Dead

Filed under:Grateful Guns, Hunting, Lyrics, Retriver Trainer — posted by Countertop on July 28, 2008 @ 4:20 am

Getting ready for shotgunning season around here. Doves and Resident Goose open up Labor Day weekend, Teal is September 15. Dogs back down to training this week for a month, while I’ll be stepping up the skeet shooting in preparation.

This was played once, in an acoustic set on 12 July 1970, and is also on Pigpen’s “home tapes” (which is where the lyrics below are taken from).

Bring Me My Shotgun
Words and Music by Lightnin’ Hopkins

Go, bring me my shotgun, bring me back some shells
Why don’t you just bring me my shotgun
Bring me back about a pocket full of shells
Well you know if I don’t get myself a little competition
You know there’s gonna be some trouble ’round here

Well you know my mama told me, when I left my door
She said, “you gonna have bad luck, son, don’t care where you go”
So why don’t you bring me my shotgun
Bring me back a pocket full of shells
Well you know if I don’t get myself a little competition
You know there’s gonna be some trouble ’round here

Early in the morning when the sun gonna rise
She’s laying there rolling them old bloodshot eyes
In the morning bring me my shotgun
Well, I can stand any mess for a while
But I can’t stand it for very long

Woke up this morning
Found out some [jack strap?] had gone took my room
Woke up this morning
Found out some [jack strap?] had gone took my room
Yeah you know he took along with it my woman
That [jack strap?] going to meet his doom

That’s why I say bring me my shotgun, boy
I want you to bring me back some shells
I said why don’t you bring me my shotgun
Bring me back a pocket full of shells
You know if I don’t get myself some good competition
There’s gonna be some trouble ’round her

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Countertop on July 27, 2008 @ 9:33 pm

Its about time

For more than two decades, Rich “Goose” Gossage unnerved batters as one of baseball’s most menacing and dominating relief pitchers. On Sunday, it was his turn for the jitters.

“This experience is overwhelming, over the top. I can’t put in words what this means,” Gossage told a decidedly New York Yankees crowd during the National Baseball Hall of Fame ceremony that capped his 22-year career.

Gossage –entering the hall wearing a New York Yankees hat — finished his career in 1994 with a 124-107 record, 1,502 strikeouts and 3.01 ERA in 1,002 games. He ranks third in both wins in relief (115) and innings pitched in relief (1,556).

Of his 310 career saves, Gossage worked more than two innings 52 times. By comparison, prior to the 2008 season, Yankees closer Mariano Rivera had done that just once in 443 saves and San Diego’s Trevor Hoffman, the career saves leader, has never done it.

In 125 of his saves, Gossage recorded at least six outs.

Gossage had to pause twice to collect his thoughts — including once when he was moved to tears talking about now dead teammates Thurman Munson and Bobby Murcer.

Way to go Goose. Its about time.

Dulles Gun Show: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Filed under:Commerce, Firearms, pr0n — posted by Countertop on @ 2:01 pm

So, as Bitter pointed out yesterday I did my part for the 2nd Amendment, local grassroots politics, and my own pleasure – and did it all for free by volunteering to help Ken Cuccinelli’s campaign out.

Now, with the hunting season fast approaching and a relatively new Kel Tec P11 in my possession I had some things I was on the hunt for and thought the Nation’s Gun Show at the Dulles Expo Center might be the best bet locally. Didn’t even mind the high prices, cause each was something I wanted to see and hold and/or cheap enough that to have it shipped would have substantially increased its underlying price.

Imagine my thrill, then, when I saw in the Cuccinelli Compass that they needed workers for their table at the show. Well, thats a no brainer. Ken’s a great guy, and a staunch supporter of the 2nd Amendment, and well . . . it was a no brainer.

Here’s a bit of a summary before I get to the heart of the matter

This was the single busiest and biggest and crowded gun show I’ve ever been too. I’ve attended in the past (has it really been 4 years since gun shows returned to Fairfax – what a struggle THAT fight was) but my general disdain for the high prices and lack of selection kept me from going for the last few years.

I had no idea what I was missing. Where those first few shows were largely filled with overpriced crap and lots of filler, little reloading or ammo supplies, a dearth of class III dealers, and paltry crowds, this weekends show had everything a gunnie could want (including plenty of women in revealing clothes!!)

But alas, I didn’t get what I wanted.

I had 4 targets I was shooting for.

1) I was hoping to get a belt clip for the Kel Tec. I found one guy who had one for the little .380 Kel Tec, but no one selling anything for the P11

2) Grips for my S&W Model 66. I actually saw some gorgeous grips there, and had a good discussion with a guy, but he was selling Nill grips and frankly I didn’t have $175 to pay for them (though if I did, I would have). What I wanted was a reasonably priced pair of Hogues, but didn’t find any for a square butt K Framed S&W.

3) Reloading equipment – I wanted a case trimmer. They run, new, somewhere between $60 and $70
online. I also need a tumbler to clean rifle brass. They generally are in the same price range. I was hoping I might find a deal on one or the other, or even a decent used one. What I found was a new Lyman case trimmer for $80 and a beat up trumbler for $60. Looks like I’ll just get them off of midway.

4) Reasonably priced 7mm bullets. Nope. There is no such thing as reasonably priced ammo any more. At least in Northern Virginia. Luckily, I’ll be heading down south next month to the beach and have a decent source for (reasonably priced) ammo in Georgia.

The Good

Lots and lots of class 3 stuff. Huge displays by 3 or 4 different vendors including an attorney, Lenden Eakin from Roanoke who runs a fantastic web page Class 3 Only.com.


In addition, to the class 3 goodness, while I didn’t find a clip for the Kel Tec, I did stop by the booth for the guys at Universal Holsters. They’ve developed an incredible deep concealed carry holster. Very much worth checking out!

The Bad

Well, I’ll just quote from the emails I sent Bitter.

Aaaaaah

Save me from GOA Shall Not Be infringed guy

Ken doesn’t need guys at his table spouting Mike V revolutionary crap

Followed by this

Mr Shall Not Be Infringed started spewing anti GOA stuff, ATTACKING
MCCAIN FOR SUPPORTING RESTRICTIONS ON FELONS POSSESSING GUNS.

When I tried to explain that’s not a good thing to be spewing at the table of a candidate for AG, he threatened that the folks at AR15.com will cut him down if they see him as supporting McCain.

And folks wonder why I get disillusioned with the GAOers.

And The Ugly

WTF. Seriously. Some one has to tell these guys to cut this shit out. They can sell it, if they want, but they don’t have to fucking flaunt it. Showmasters and C&E need to do a better job of communicating and policing the message.

Gun Show

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Countertop on July 26, 2008 @ 12:26 am

I’ll be at The Nation’s Gun Show tomorrow afternoon – working the Ken Cuccinelli booth from 1:30 until 3:30 or so. Stop by and say hi!!

Girly Guns Bleg

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Countertop on July 25, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

I’m cooking the repeat of something special up and it calls for a little assistance.
If you’ve got any great girls with guns pics (especially of the NSFW or historically unique kind) I’d appreciate if you’d share ‘em with me.

They won’t be used in any of my regular Monday/Tuesday Morning Chicks with Guns post . . . I’ll unveil this project later this fall.

Countertop AT gmail.com

Thanks!!

So wrong. So good. So great!

Filed under:Firearms, video — posted by Countertop on @ 10:10 am

My new hero

Quantas Never Crashes

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Countertop on @ 9:49 am

You remember this

Charlie Babbitt: Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn’t mean that they are not safe.

Raymond Babbitt: Qantas. Qantas never crashed.

Charlie Babbitt: Qantas?

Raymond Babbitt: Never crashed.

Oooops, that luck may be running out (but apparently still holds true)

PASSENGERS on a packed jumbo jet flight from London spoke today of their terror after a gaping hole appeared in the plane as it headed for Australia.

Some passengers were so terrified they vomited when oxygen masks had to be used as the Melbourne-bound Qantas Boeing 747 plane prepared to make an emergency landing in the Philippines.
Passengers spoke of hearing a loud bang and debris flying into the first class cabin as the plane’s flooring gave way, part of the ceiling collapsed and the plane reportedly plunged 20,000ft.

Luckily, it looks like Xenu and the Galactic Confederacy were foiled once more

The aircraft touched down safely in Manila at 11.15am local time and amazingly all 346 passengers and 19 crew disembarked normally.

Kel Tec P-11 Part 2

Filed under:Commerce, Firearms, Uncategorized, pr0n — posted by Countertop on @ 5:26 am

Following up in the string of long overdue range reviews . . . comes the range report of the Kel Tec P-11. As you’ll recall, I purchased a couple (one black, one olive and black – his and hers if you want) as part of the Guns at Cost sale earlier this year in honor of the 2nd Amendment.

Well, I’ve had it now for a little over 2 months and in that time have formed some definite opinions on this little marvel as a day to day summer carry gun. But first, for the range review.

Range Report

The first shots I took, unfortunately at 25 yards, weren’t well recieved. Using 147 grain Hydra Shocks, I sent 10 rounds down range. None . . . I repeat none . . . landed on the target (or target frame for that matter). Now, of course, this is a compact carry gun, and one would presume that your not going to pull it and shoot it at a target 25 yards away, but still.

The Kel Tec Users Group has a whole list of recommended fixes for the gun. I can see how they are necessary. The trigger is stiff stiff stiff. And heavy. Heck, its got to be at least 10 pounds. That combined with my first time shooting it resulted in 10 wasted rounds. Seeing this, and still in shock over the cost of a 20 round box of Hydra shocks ($17.95) I decided to move on to the cheaper generic range ammo (125 (i believe) grain FMJ) at $11.95 for a box of 50. And I moved the target closer . . . to 10 yards, and all the shots landed on the target…not in a pretty cloverleaf or anything . . . . but in about a 5 inch spread. Not great, but it certainly will get the job done.

My brother actually has a theory here that has nothing to do with it being a new gun with a stiff trigger . . . he thinks that the 147 grain Hydrashocks are too heavy for such as small barrel. Any thoughts???????

Of course, the shooting isn’t all bad. I am always surprised at how light the recoil on a 9mm is – but was expecting such a small gun to have just a bit more kick. There was none. No recoil really at all – which makes it very easy for a woman or anyone else to control close range shots and get back on target. But, you better make sure you get the job done. The action/slide is very very stiff. I don’t doubt this thing will eat all sorts of ammo, but if your a small woman, you might want your boyfriend to rack the slide. And don’t bother getting a spare mag. You won’t need it (at least not in a gun fight) as there is simply no way to do quick elegant magazine change.

Carry Report

When I picked the gun up, I was a bit disappointed in that – in a holster – it left a pretty distinguished print on my front pant pocket. The gun itself is small, but its neither featherweight (when loaded) or small enough to disappear in the front pocket holster of a business suit. The solutions, I think, is to add the Kel Tec Clip (ordered, on its way). Once it arrives, I’ll clue you in on that. In the meantime though, I have pretty much carried it every day, every where, outside of work and DC (I work in DC so . . . . ) In a pair of jeans, or cargo shorts/pants, or anything with a heavier durable fabric, the gun itself just disappears.

The one complaint I would have with it, if there were any, is that after a relatively short time of carrying and shooting it (just a few days over 2 months) there is already signs of wear showing. For instrance, look at this slide lock

Now true, it largely a plastic framed gun and this is pretty minor in consequential damage to a part that gets handled perhaps more than any other on the gun. But still, the finish shouldn’t already be rubbing off. Here’s another view, with different lighting so you can clearly see what I mean.

That said, it is a pretty good gun and one I feel very comfortable carrying . . . especially now after having shot a few rounds through it and gotten a feel for how it shoots.

WHen I posted about it last time, there were some questions, so maybe I can try to respond them further here.

Phil-Z asked

I’m thinking about buying one, but the gap between the “frame” and the slide, visible in the pic above, kinda puts me off. Anyone have any thoughts on how bad that might be? I’m thinking it’s a lint trap, but I’m hoping I’m wrong.

Yes, the space is real. As this picture demonstrates . . . but I haven’t noticed it being a lint trap. Rather, I’ve had much bigger problems with dirt getting stuck on the back sight.

Roland had this to say

Is that actually a gap, or just some weird reflection? It can’t be seen in the close-up or the back lit photo in front of the window. It does look like bunny fur though.

I actually responded that it was my flash. I was wrong.

Yes, you can see right through the gun under the barrel, though so far that hasn’t caused any problems or accumulated much lint.

All in all, I think its a great little gun that you can manage to take with you everywhere. In this day and age of increased personal security awareness, I’d say its as vital as your Amex card. Don’t leave home with out it.

Don’t You People Have Jobs????

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Countertop on July 24, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

Over at Sebastian’s

Brutal (Deceased) Depraved Cold Hearted Murders For Obama

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Countertop on @ 12:37 pm

Seriously

Before he died Wednesday evening, death row inmate Dale Leo Bishop apologized to his victim’s family, thanked America and urged people to vote for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

“For those who oppose the death penalty and want to see it end, our best bet is to vote for Barack Obama because his supporters have been working behind the scenes to end this practice,” Bishop said.

Nice guy, huh??

A Lee County jury convicted Bishop in 2000 of participating in the murder of Marcus Gentry, who was beaten to death in December 1998 with a claw hammer. His body was found along a logging road near Saltillo.

Gentry’s mother, Kathy Gentry, and uncle, Gerald Gentry, witnessed the execution. They did not speak to the media, but a victim’s advocate read a written statement from them.

“We had to relive all the memories and emotions from that December,” part of the statement said. “The pain and loss that this man helped put on us will never be forgotten. We lost Mark not by chance but by the choice of two ungodly men.”

On the night Gentry was killed, he, Johnson, Bishop and Ricky Myhand had been riding around and drinking beer. An argument began after Johnson accused Gentry of getting Johnson’s brother in trouble with the law.

Johnson hit Gentry over the head with a hammer, and Bishop grabbed him in a headlock and hit him, according to testimony. When Gentry jumped from the car and fled, Bishop ran after him and took him back to the car, where he was hit and kicked numerous times. Bishop acknowledged holding Gentry while Johnson struck him.

Myhand reported the killing to police. He was not charge

Danger Is My Middle Name

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Countertop on @ 12:23 pm

I’ve been called lots of things . . . asshole, gun zealot, liar as well as having the distinct pleasure of having a member of the U.S. Senate call me Un Patriotic and Anti-American but this might be the first time I’ve been called carcinogenic.

Tuesday Morning Boobies

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Countertop on July 22, 2008 @ 5:32 am

I think I need to make this a weekly feature here.

Today’s luscious boobies are brought to you courtesy of the Awesome Rosario Dawson.

Thanks Rosario!!

Monday Morning Chicks With Guns

Filed under:NSFW, pr0n — posted by Countertop on July 21, 2008 @ 6:09 am

under the fold (VVNSFW)

Compliments of American Drumslinger (NSFW)

(more…)

And some more Chuck Leavell

Filed under:Music, video — posted by Countertop on July 18, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

This time with Eric Clapton on the Unplugged album (this one is hot!)

I really do need to run into another Rock Star . . . maybe I’ll blog about my Eric Clapton story some time . . . but I warn you, the Chuck Leavell posts will come back this winter after I go hunting down at his farm.

Why Rock and Roll Was Invented

Filed under:Lyrics, Music, video — posted by Countertop on @ 9:58 pm

The Allman Brothers Band
1973 – Macon, Georgia

With Chuck Leavell


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