Yuppie Scum
So, we are watching a friends kid the next couple of nights. The wife is your typical Volvo driving, Whole Foods shopping, clueless DC yuppie liberal (I’m surprised she lets her kid stay here, what with all my guns, but her husband makes the decisions in the family . . . she’s far too interested maintaining her lifestyle than to ever question her husband).
As an example, she dropped her kid off tonight, along with food. Amongst the many Whole Foods selections she dropped off for him (or Safeway food simply isn’t good enough) were some organic pop tarts.
Think about that.
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hahahahahaha - that’s great. And by “great”, I mean “retarded”.
Comment by Ahab — October 1, 2007 @ 10:21 am
As opposed to the time a few months ago some friends dropped their son off for the evening. Basic rules were “Pay attention to him: when he’s taking care of you he has the same power as I do to kick you in the butt.”
Oh, and “Try not to let him blow himself up.”
Comment by Firehand — October 1, 2007 @ 2:52 pm
Maybe the Safeway ones don’t have enough tofu…
Comment by BobG — October 1, 2007 @ 5:33 pm
Organic _Pop Tarts_?
As sheriff J.P. Harrah once said, ‘Lord all mighty’.
Comment by Lergnom — October 3, 2007 @ 11:00 am
Hmmm, that couple sounds like us, except 2.0 would never get pop tarts, organic or not . . . .
Comment by k-romulus — October 3, 2007 @ 12:32 pm