The Countertop Chronicles

Reason 169 to Dig The Beach

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1. Careful. Quite often those 21 year old pieces of ass only look 21 but are, in fact, only 2 weeks shy of their 17th.

   Comment by Robb Allen — August 6, 2007 @ 5:16 pm

2. yeah, but I can still oogle them anyway.

   My wife keeps me from doing anything dumb (and she tries to keep me from learing at them - but so far no luck)

   Comment by Countertop — August 6, 2007 @ 8:46 pm

3. Somewhere around 30 I realized that most of those chicks would go “Eeew… go away gross old man!” It was a depressing realization, but sadly true.

   Comment by Sebastian — August 6, 2007 @ 9:41 pm

4. yep.

   The real hotties sitting next to us were very friendly, but then of course they were oogling over our two kids, not me.

   Comment by Countertop — August 7, 2007 @ 8:54 am

5. I once was coming out of a movie when I saw the largest set of breasts barely contained behind a Hello Kitty t-shirt.

   Then I realized that the girl was probably not even 15 and that I was WELL over twice her age. In her eyes, I was an old fart.

   I’ve yet to get over this.

   Comment by Robb Allen — August 7, 2007 @ 10:15 am

6. I just think of my friends who got married early and are Grandparents now… I know I’m beyond geezer to most of the “hotties” - even the 21-yr olds and the rest who have never lived in a world without an iPod.

   Comment by DirtCrashr — August 8, 2007 @ 2:38 pm

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