Holy Shit Batman

Filed under:Hunting, We're from the Government, We're here to help — posted by Countertop on August 31, 2007 @ 9:49 pm

Well, this is really the last straw. You know all those complaints about how the cost of hunting is driving people away - well they just may be right. I almost just purchased my RESIDENT Virginia hunting license, which would have cost me $70.

Resident State Hunting $18.00
Resident Bear, Deer, & Turkey $18.00
Resident Muzzleloader $18.00
National Forest Permit $4.00
Migratory Waterfowl Conservation Stamp $10.00
Contribute $2.00 to Hunters for the Hungry $2.00
Total Fee $70.00

Damn thats expensive! And not only does that not include my Federal Duck Stamp ($15), but I can’t even hunt on Sunday.

By way of comparison, if I were to get (which I likely will) a license for neighboring Maryland it would cost me (with resident prices in parenthesis):

Non-Resident State Hunting $130.00 (24.50)
No Need For a Bear, Deer, & Turkey Stamp
Non - Resident Muzzleloader $25.00 (6.00)
No Need For A National Forest Permit
Migratory Waterfowl Conservation Stamp $9.00
Contribute $2.00 to Hunters for the Hungry $2.00
Total Fee $166.00 ($41.00)

And remember, Maryland has much better waterfowl hunting (eastern shore is fantastic and they have the entire Potomac River which I can’t use as a Virginia resident), more rural farm land within a short drive of me, and more generous and flexible hunting laws AND allows me to hunt on Sunday in some places.

Well, the choice is pretty easy if you ask me. I’m just getting the Virginia basic and waterfowl license and will wait till later in the fall (closer to deer season) to decide what else to get (Since I am also hunting in Georgia and South Dakota this year, I might just by pass Virginia all together.

Have A Great Labor Day Weekend

Filed under:Firearms, Hunting, Personal Jesus — posted by Countertop on @ 5:51 pm

We’ve got some grillin’ and some swimming coming up this weekend, and the start of huntin’ season - squirrel tomorrow mirning, doves at noon, and resident geese Monday.

But I just kicked it off in high style:

1. Took off work at noon.
2. Bought me an evil 50 caliber bolt action rifle*
3.Took two newbies trap shooting - even better, their both Democrats and one lives in the District and one lives in Montgomery County. Even better, come to find out they are eager to get out again. Even better - the little lady is all excited about shooting handguns!!!
4. Shot a 23 out of 25 in skeet - all time best round.

Gotta love it!!!

*its a remington 700ml, in line muzzleloader.
Not a 50BMG, but still a 50 caliber.

Space Wrangler

Filed under:Lyrics — posted by Countertop on @ 4:20 pm

And just one more, for the road.

This one’s from Omaha. Will be there later this fall.

:: Widespread Panic - Space Wrangler - 3:24:96 ::
04:04

Space Wrangler
Words and Music by Widespread Panic

A little wrangler was born
I seen him squirming in the saddle all wet and warm
He’s such a changeable form in his very first year

He rides on to wrangler school
With a slingshot and a saddlebag of hand-me-down tools
Doesn’t want to look like a fool
Pass the jail without tears

Time machines, remembered scenes
That a wrangler rides through a passing stream
Time’s replaced by a peaceful dream
Wrangler space

He reigns his pony to the gate of the school
Feather pens and inkwells of hand-me-down rules
Like trading a pony for an aging mule
He rides away without fear

Time machines, new routines
That a wrangler rides through a passing dream
And time’s replaced by a peaceful stream
Space wrangler space

He gets off at a stranger’s place
Where the girls dance different with familiar grace
He’s knowing that he found the place
That pours the coldest beer

Skol, very cold beer
Cheers, to your friends so near
High, your dreams so clear
Raise another glass to the dreams so near

Bobby and the Tele

Filed under:sky was yellow and the sun was blue — posted by Countertop on August 30, 2007 @ 5:57 pm

I know I’ve been on a bit of a Dead and Panic kick here recently, but wanted to post one more.

Remember that telecaster story I posted a few weeks ago???

Well, here’s Bobby Weir jamming out with Widespread Panic on it.

Bob Weir and Widespread Panic at Bonnaroo 2005
09:58

Washington Post Editors Don’t Read Their Own Articles

Filed under:Firearms, Watching The Watchers — posted by Countertop on @ 5:21 pm
Instalanche!!!! And I didn’t even have to beg for it :)
Welcome, look around. This is my new home here on Wordpress (thanks to the help and hosting of the lovely, kind, and sassy Bitter Bitch). Mostly gun stuff, but I’ve been blogging youtube vids of my favorite hippy jam bands recently.

We all know that the tasks of drafting a story for a paper and drafting the headline are assigned to two different people.

But who knew that the responsibility for drafting the short story summary on a major news papers web page was also done by someone who didn’t read the article??

Well, apparently it is.

Here’s the Washington Post web page from a few minutes ago.

Va. governor says confusion over privacy laws, weak gun regulations and inadequate mental health system funding contributed to shootings.

Since I suspect this will change, here’s a picture of the web page.

Thats a pretty amazing statement considering all we know. It was weak gun regulations that were most responsible for Virginia Tech, not idiotic policies at Virginia Tech, a broken down mental health system, or even - perhaps - a deranged student who was known to authorities far and wide. Surely this can’t be the case??

And indeed its not. In fact, the piece by Amy Gardner, Sari Horwitz and Tim Craig doesn’t mention weak gun regulations a single time. How’s that for some editorial bias??

Kaine was quick to applaud the Virginia Tech Police Department for its response to the mass shootings at Norris Hall, where Cho, 23, gunned down 30 of his 32 victims before killing himself. He also echoed the report’s conclusion that Cho’s family and the Fairfax County Public Schools intervened commendably during Cho’s early years to provide treatment, support and a stable environment in which the former Centreville resident could succeed.

But, the governor added, “none of that information” ever got to Virginia Tech — partly explaining how Cho fell through the cracks upon arriving at the large university. Kaine blamed overly cautious interpretations of privacy laws and inadequate follow-up by university officials and the state’s mental health system once Cho’s troubling behavior surfaced at Tech.

The article goes on to discuss the concerns of parents that the report doesn’t explain in enough detail how Cho got through the cracks - or assign blame - and their annoyance that it lets the university off for its failure to alert the campus and shut down the school after the initial murders were discovered. It quotes (at length) the University President who stopped short of embracing it and indicated he would push for reform of privacy laws. But again, it doesn’t mention anything about the need for more gun control.

To be fair, the report does state the following:

7. Cho purchased two guns in violation of federal law. The fact that in 2005 Cho had been judged to be a danger to himself and ordered to outpatient treatment made him ineligible to purchase a gun under federal law.

8. Virginia is one of only 22 states that report any information about mental health to a federal database used to conduct background checks on would-be gun purchasers. But Virginia law did not clearly require that persons such as Cho—who had been ordered into out-patient treatment but not committed to an institution—be reported to the database. Governor Kaine’s executive order to report all persons involuntarily committed for outpatient treatment has temporarily addressed this ambiguity in state law. But a change is needed in the Code of Virginia as well.

9. Some Virginia colleges and universities are uncertain about what they are permitted to do regarding the possession of firearms on campus.

But, 1) thats not what the governor said and 2) thats a long way from blaming allegedly weak gun laws in Virginia (in fact, it sure makes it sound like Virginia has more strict laws in this sense than most other states).

But, we shouldn’t be too surprised, this is the Washington Post after all.

I just emailed the following comment to the authors:

Looks like the lead paragraph on the Post’s web page - highlighting the primary responsibility of Virginia’s allegedly weak gun laws in the Virgina Tech massacre - didn’t read your otherwise excellent story that didn’t discuss gun laws at all.

This is a big, big problem at the Post. Tragically, while the Post has some fantastic writers (even if I disagree with them at times) its obscene and baseless editorial biases undermine the credibility of nearly everyone associated with the paper.

I’d raise holy hell if I were you.

UPDATE
Well, that was quick. 10 minutes after sending my email, its fixed. Good to know they listen to their readers, but it doesn’t solve the problem of the Post’s reflexive anti gun bias tearing away at the credibility of all its hard working employees.

Please Quit!!

Filed under:Defeat Davis, Election 2008 — posted by Countertop on @ 4:37 pm

I pray John Warner steps down. At 80 years of age, he is too old to effectively relate to and represent the needs of his constituents. As a career government employee, who has been in the Senate for 30 years, its about time for him to step aside. His continued presence only means a further erosion of the rights of Virginian’s to his nanny state ideals.

Plus, it means Tom Davis, that no good fence sitting waffler of a congressman would leave the house to run against him. If he were to do that, one of two things will certainly happen. Davis will loose in the primary to a conservative (mostly likely from Newport News) who will then run as a Pat Robertson candidate and lose. Or Davis - a gun banning bigot with the best of them - will loose the Senate race to what is most likely a pro gun Democrat.

Either way, we win. At worse, Davis will likely be replaced by a Super Liberal democrat, but then at least they will tell us where they stand.

The Fuck Truck

Filed under:Lyrics — posted by Countertop on @ 4:20 pm

Another great road song

Widespread Panic "Love Tractor" - Live in Athens, GA
04:23

Love Tractor
Words and Music Widespread Panic

I’m holding the key
I need no license to ride
Dad said that I’m alright

The engine’s still warm
She’d been waiting for me in the barn
Gonna make me feel,
Gonna make me feel alright

Well I’m bouncin’ in my seat
I try to remember where all the levers are
I’ve got enough fuel this time
I’ve got enough fuel this time to remember

The engine’s still warm
She’s been waiting for me in the barn
Gonna let me feel, gonna help me feel

Well I’m bouncin’ in my seat
I try to remember where all the levers are
I’ve got enough fuel this time
I’ve got enough fuel this time to remember

Enter the Earth
We’re scratching our play on the growth of the moon
Mom said, that I’m alright

Hot Damn!

Larry Craig

Filed under:Election 2008 — posted by Countertop on @ 3:48 pm

I thought I wasn’t going to say anymore.
Well, I heard the audio and read the transcript.

Guess what?? Two things.

First, this is the reason you never talk to a cop with out an attorney present.
Second, listening to Craig’s discussion with the cop . . . I’m inclined to believe Craig. I hope others give it a listen.

Fuck The Police. Don’t cooperate.

But why did he plead guilty???

My Friend Jack

Filed under:Lyrics — posted by Countertop on August 29, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

Smells like Coconuts

Widespread Panic - Coconut
04:26

Houser just rips this one!

Coconuts
Words and Music by WSP

I like coconuts
You can break them open
They smell like ladies lying in the sun
I like coconuts
You can break them open
They smell like ladies lying in the sun
And if I had my way
I’d give a coconut to everyone

I got a friend named Jack
Look like a bone in a paper sack
That’s my friend Jack
C’mon Jack, smell these coconuts
There’s enough for everyone
Jackie likes the smell of cut grass
He used to play ball on Saturdays
Playing in the sun
Jackie likes the smell of cut grass
He used to play ball on Saturdays
Playing in the sun
If Jackie had his way
He’d give some cut grass to everyone.

It’s time to play
Never tasted such a sweet thing
Yesterdays
Sweet memories my heart’s repeating
Time today
Everybody’s heart is beating
Everybody’s smile is greeting
Everybody’s soul is heating (eating?)

I know a guy named Fred
Look like a bone in a slanted shed
That’s my friend Fred
C’mon Fred, smell these coconuts
There’s enough for everyone
Freddy likes the sound of cold drink
He used to pop tops on Saturday
Sipping in the sun
Freddy likes the sound of cold drink
He used to pop tops on Saturday
He was sipping in the sun
And if Freddy had his way
He’d give a cold drink to everyone

Gonna follow my nose to where the coconut grows
Nobody knows like I know my nose knows
Gonna follow my nose to where the coconut grows
Nobody knows like I know my nose knows
Gonna follow my nose to where the coconut grows
Nobody knows like I know my nose knows
Gonna follow my nose to where the coconut grows
Nobody knows like I know my nose knows

I like coconuts
You can break them open
And they smell like ladies lying in the sun

Puppy Love

Filed under:NSFW — posted by Countertop on @ 8:48 pm

WARNING - Marginally Safe For Work Picture After The Break

(more…)

More Panic In The House

Filed under:Lyrics — posted by Countertop on @ 4:20 pm

Next to the Dead (and Floyd), Panic was about my favorite band going.

Disco is just an all out great jamming driving song. This is from 1992 at the Georgia Theater - back in the day.

Widespread Panic - Disco
01:02

Disco was always a great lead into Diner, another tune with a driving beat.
And before taking a permanent seat in the mid 90s, Houser was a ghostly figure, ripping out blister blue leads on his road weary telecaster. If its too loud, your too old.

Widespread Panic - Diner
08:55

Rest in Peace Michael Houser

Diner
Words and Music Widespread Panic

Beautiful, the girl’s cooking in the diner today
Oh, she won’t show the bother, even time she gets covered in blues
I sing kind little songs
Trying to bait her soul
And she’s like natural music
Anyway she moves

Oh in time, time, time, I just love to watch her hands move
A little sugar, pepper, llittle brother wants to shine my shoes
Go ahead, shine, shine, shine, I’ll sit real still
And my backbone shivers as she looks this way
And I try not to move

She’s beautiful - natural
Hangin in the diner basking in the light of Ms. Lee

Given time, Lord I’d build her a mountain for a room.
Given an hour, an hour, I’d build a rocket to the moon.
Might take at least a week to find the strongest tool
Might take the rest of this lifetime to find the strongest fuel

But she natural, she take the moon and put it in her pocket
She’s beautiful, smiling it on me while I build this rocket

Because the tongue tastes so old, can’t even load you coffee sweet
When she serves a bowl of lightning, makes sure you get all you need
Sometimes come for a menu, some just come in to breathe
Hanging in the diner sitting in the light of Ms. Lee

She’s beautiful - natural
Hanging in the diner, basking in the light, basking in the light…

She’s beauty, yeah, the girl’s cooking in the diner today
No, she won’t show the bother, even time she gets covered in blues
I sing comical songs trying to blame myself
She’s all-ready music in a booth, man, if she catch you

Hanging in the diner
Sitting in the light of Ms. Lee
Opening up early
Help a poor boy up
Open on Sunday, all day
Little sunshine rising from the park
Cross the street to the path
Keeping my teeth long and longer
And a smile…

Hanging in the light
Hanging in the light
Sister
Sister

Cool Straw Poll Thingy

Filed under:Election 2008 — posted by Countertop on @ 3:22 pm

Got it from the Anarchangel.

More On Sunday Hunting

Filed under:Hunting — posted by Countertop on August 28, 2007 @ 11:48 pm

This graphic ran in the most recent issue of Outdoor Life (well worth getting yourself a subscription to it)

Fun With Bigots

Filed under:Firearms — posted by Countertop on @ 10:52 pm

The Pro Gun Progressive made it out to the Realco rally late (I didn’t make it). While there, he got a chance to go toe to toe with a real live bigot, DC Council Woman Yvette Alexander.

So, I decided to check out her web page. Turns out, she has a blog listed. But there’s nothing posted.

However, she also has a “forum” up, where there was one single post about finding health care for temporary workers.

Wow!!! Lookeee here. One can register for her web page forum. And one can post.

Well, now there are two posts on her web page. Let see how long THIS ONE lasts.

Go there fast my friends, lets spread the message!!

Instead of wasting time and resources protesting legitimate businesses, trumpeting blatantly false talking points of bigoted organizations like the Brady Bunch, and calling for unconstitutional gun bans (especially in the face of how successful our current gun ban has been) why aren’t our elected leaders addressing the real root cause of crime in our communities - government corruption, failing schools, abusive police, and a general break down and failing of government in achieving its most basic goals of serving citizens.

Instead of gun bans, why not bring guns back into schools - through an education program that teaches respect and understanding for firearms and the import role they play in ensuring freedom of all peoples from the oppressive hand of brutal governments.

We have chosen, through the leadership of elected officials like Yvette Alexander to substitute knowledge and understanding and training in the course of arms and basic civics and citizenship for a subculture where 13 year olds learn about guns not from a parent, scoutmaster, or high school teacher, but rather from the local gang banger and rap star.

Congrats Councilwoman Alexander. You’ve achieved real success in D.C.

Mad About Collecting

Filed under:Firearms — posted by Countertop on @ 10:21 pm

So this last week, I met a guy who has 350 Winchester Shotguns.

Not surprisingly, he’s from East Tennessee - home of the gun nuts* - though he doesn’t live there anymore.

*Wouldn’t that make a great license plate motto


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