The Countertop Chronicles

Looks like there’ll be one less student at Yale this fall.

A 21-year-old Yale student, posing as a volunteer at the Republican National Convention, got within 10 feet of Vice President Dick Cheney and shouted anti-war statements before being dragged away, authorities said Tuesday.

What an ass. In his struggle to evade arrest he apparantly hit one of the Secret Service guys in the face. I hope they treat him like the cunning and plotting terrorist he is.

Federal prosecutor John M. Hillebrecht said Frampton went through elaborate efforts to get close to Cheney, including going through training sessions with convention organizers, “all the while masquerading as a Republican supporter of the president.”

Of course, you won’t be surprised to learn that this bozo has never lived in the real world.

Frampton’s father is a partner at a New York law firm and mother is a professional photographer in Washington

Typical limousine liberal. He was charged with assaulting federal officers and imeding the operation of the Secret Service.

If I was the prosecutor I’d lock him up in Guantanamo and throw away the key. Sadly, they released the guy on $50,000 bail already.